Philly owns the holidays: A

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The $10,000 Shore house: C

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a]:text-blue-mid [&>a]:no-underline [&>a]:hover:shadow-lightmode px-5 sm:px-4 font-medium”>But the Jersey Shore has never been a purely rational vacation decision. For a lot of families around here, it’s the same town every summer, the same pizza place, the same mini golf course, the same people crammed into a rental house together. You know exactly what you’re getting.

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A K Shore vacation, the LeBron tax, and Philly sports for the holidays | Weekly Report Card
Phillies pitcher Orion Kerkering leaves after allowing three runs during the eighth inning of the game against the Toronto Blue Jays at Citizens Bank Park on Aug. 9, 2026. The Phillies won in extra innings 7 to 6.Monica Herndon / Staff Photographer

The Phillies bullpen experience: C-

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The acclaimed chicken sandwich at the Point Breeze corner store owned by Lynda Cong and her husband, Jimmy Cong, on Aug. 5, 2026.
The acclaimed chicken sandwich at the Point Breeze corner store owned by Lynda Cong and her husband, Jimmy Cong, on Aug. 5, 2026.Tyger Williams / Staff Photographer

Philly’s nameless chicken sandwich: A+

a]:text-blue-mid [&>a]:no-underline [&>a]:hover:shadow-lightmode px-5 sm:px-4 font-medium”>In fact, former Point Breeze residents drive back from New Jersey, Delaware, and even North Carolina for the $9 sandwich, and TikTok has now sent customers from Canada. All for two crispy chicken cutlets on potato bread from a corner store where you can also grab a single roll of toilet paper.

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Philly vs. the universe: D

a]:text-blue-mid [&>a]:no-underline [&>a]:hover:shadow-lightmode px-5 sm:px-4 font-medium”>And Philadelphia got … clouds.

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The Sixers' P.J. Tucker tries to block a shot by LeBron James during the Los Angeles Lakers at Philadelphia 76ers game at the Wells Fargo Center on Dec. 9, 2022.
The Sixers’ P.J. Tucker tries to block a shot by LeBron James during the Los Angeles Lakers at Philadelphia 76ers game at the Wells Fargo Center on Dec. 9, 2022.Elizabeth Robertson / Staff Photographer

The LeBron tax: B

a]:text-blue-mid [&>a]:no-underline [&>a]:hover:shadow-lightmode px-5 sm:px-4 font-medium”>LeBron James is a Sixer! People were sunburning his number into their backs! We’re getting a Christmas Day game! Maybe this really is the year!

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